Swift: Pomapoo gets new ’do

March 26, 2011 at 7:00 pm in INFORUM

Last week, I came home from work to find a new, furry, black ottoman in the living room.
“How nice,” I thought. “TSC must have had a furniture sale, which Irwin couldn’t resist. I wonder if he also bought a John Deere afghan?”
But when I tried to prop my feet up on the new ottoman, it yelped. Continue Reading